@kitsuneconundrum: Here's to hoping that it doesn't end up anything like anything in/about/involving Africa. That place has been the waste dump of the world since... Pangaea.

@Wade McGillis: As far as Apple would like us to believe, there wasn't anything that Apple has "invented" before Apple "invented" it/them, like computer mice or portable music players.

@BlackMarketArts: Or Android? This is SCREAMING for Android.

@ninja_togo: Notion Ink=

@ilovetofu: I was talking about Android. Super, super handy. Actually, it's not handy if you don't have a car charger. My battery goes down 10% every 5 minutes with Navigation running.

@se7a7n7: ...how would that I would?

@iamjames: Or how it compares to Google Maps Navigation? That regularly and it's great.

@Slinkytech: "...and not half-assed." Pun?

@vel0city: I did both-I played my FuzzyTown computer games (still epic) and had enough time to read a Hanukkah-themed book and fall asleep on my mom whilst watching Mr. Rogers (RIP).

@Kaiser-Machead: Oh, I see what you mean. Then yeah scratch my comment.

@aec007: Not for that tiny-ass dog.

@RicketyCricket: That's what BP said when they got the first pictures.

How about not buy BP, to start?

@maximum_sarge: And what about the lesbians? I assume you're talking about gym teachers, after all.

@maximum_sarge: My mom always says that the only people who buy Subarus are teachers and lesbians.

@tipTI: Totally-you'd be surprised. I did 60 on my first day. The only speed limit is your phone's processor, which isn't an issue unless you're on gen-1 hardware.

@buzztechyear: 4G don't work in no buildings, ya'll.

@PsychoSuperman: Actually, Apple uses micromacromini-Ethernet because that's what they believe will be the future standard. Unfortunately, it's too far in the future, and you have to have a mini to macro adapter, then a macro to micro adapter to get anything to work.

@Ace: Bezel! Et tu, bezel?!

@tipTI: Swype. So I hear you're shopping for an Android phone...?