@GitEmSteveDave'sPhiltrum: "New! From Logitech, the brand that made the Squeezebox and the Squeezebox Boom. Now, the Squeezebox OOOOOAAAAAH!!!! It's a fleshlite that plays music from your iPod!"

@AreWeThereYeti: Very, very nicely done. That's exactly how I want e-magazines to be: mainly text and pictures, like a magazine; but extra media if I want it.

@Jeb_Hoge: I think it's decent looking, minus the body kit, spoiler, and their grill "improvements".

@oddfish: And a ghetto so they can boost it to 700+ bhp and a new suspension.

@Maave: You can only think of Gundam?! This is LITERAL Paper Mario!!!

@bitgod: Until they get sued by some old hick bitch who claims she got a "virtual paper cut" and needs 1.27 million dollars to make her feel better.

@Lord_Data: Not exactly. My phone has Sense, and you can use the default android Home (it's deep down in the settings unless you use an app that'll switch it for you), there's still the dark notifications bar, the different media player, etc.

@Prismatist steers with his right foot: At least the ride quality will stay the same.

@frigg: Adobe Reader on my android phone. Trumped.

@crackel: How about not having to use iTunes and switching to Zune Desktop? Best consumer media app by far.

@brijazz: Plus, you can't have a business device without a pdf-reader of some sort.

@Hi: Genius?

@frigg: Safari Reader edition: Here's What's New in iTunes 9.2...

@appletoad: Yeah. The arrow button seems like it would activate a compass of some sort.

@ilovetofu: Really? I've been on Flash 10.1 since the first beta and it's been like buttah.

@Mark 2000: Oh come on now-Jobs isn't on there thaaat much.

@ali: Well, phone sex is desperate...

@ilovetofu: It can't be from Fleshbot-this is an Apple post. That's been removed from the GawkerStore.

@Flail: You miss a major point: how many gestures can you have with a single button? The iPhone's minimalism failed here-multitasking, home, music players....

@nutbastard: The rectangle is most likely the proximity sensor-it gets camouflaged on the black model.