The San Francisco Giants’ bullpen is the exact opposite of this.

What if the Cavs were fined every time they stuck their junk in the Warriors’ faces? How would that be?

The eternal question which may never be answered: why do people who have no idea what constitutes “shade” persist in using (actually misusing) the term? Why don’t they just stick to what they know, like “burn”?

Spokesman for the possessors of white privilege.

The Cavs went out and signed a bunch of guys who are busted - Derrick/Deron Williams, Korver, etc. The Cav’s only hope is if the Dubs are hamstrung by injuries and suspensions, like last year, or if they all go cold for 4 games. “The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead” is more fun than “Bogut was out, Curry was hurt, Draymond…

About as many as that all-time great Derek Fisher.

Dissenting opinion: this take is stupid. Smacking down basement dwelling teenagers makes you a bully, and does not fill a journalistic void. Deadspin is best when it punches up, not down.