“EEEYYYYY! Its a me-a! Skinny Mario! I usta be-a to heavy! but-a now with-a weight watchers and plenty of veggit-ables-a I’m-a healthy now! Everybody can do it even me! A Mario!”

As a lanky person, this Mario cosplay seems way easier to pull off ! 👍🏼

It’s not just that he’s skinny, his posture is just fucked up for some reason. He’s more like Skoliosis Mario

Not appreciating this Mario-normative tone, Patricia. He’s beautiful with any body type.

skinny Mario looks like a shady fella, like the type of guy you’d find in a dimly lit corner near a bowling alley selling shrooms

Don’t be fooled. That’s no Mario!

I feel like Skinny Mario is actually the Mushroom Kingdom equivalent of Slender Man.

*Do not actually do this.

Is this worse then Long Pikachu? Yes, I think it is.

I prefer the name LuMario.