Don’t be silly, he’s not that dumb. He knows that Frederick Douglass is the name of that street in Harlem. It’s been getting a lot more attention now that those uptown real estate prices are soaring!

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

Not sure, but I finally went through and made a list of mine.

Are you guys keeping a running list of all the adjective phrases Jezebel has used to describe Trump? And if so, will you be releasing that list at any point? Please say yes.