Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety"
'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that
rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...

One little factor I have always noticed about NASCAR is the pit guys have a much much better chance of becoming a human projectile or rodeo clown hit by a bull.

What he said...

Jason, I am going to bet that Puma Motors is going to come after you and Jalopnik for their hosting bill.

HELL.

No, no, no. It is already MechaGodzilla. It did not come from the Pacific to destroy Tokyo, it was built by the Japanese to defeat the Godzilla. Instead, being a hybrid it will be Voltron. Worst. Post. Ever, Okulski.

We wouldn't expect anything less from MechaGodzilla.

What, no Ferrari?