I just love how it doesn't matter how things ACTUALLY work. What matters is what you believe.

That's true, at the same time, this particular story was not about food service, it was about working at a specialty store. I don't know about other people, but I am more likely to trust an employee at a specialty store or department because they get more specialized training than a waiter at a restaurant. To some…

The problem with ANY car made by Google, You'll have to watch a Ad for 60 seconds before you can start the car, then they'll track every where you go........ No Wait, Google could make a good car for drunks to own.

The only thing worse than ranch dressing is fat free ranch dressing.

Your footnote is making me laugh so fucking hard.

Instead you'll be reproductive. ;)

Next week on "Behind Closed Ovens," The story of some guy who ordered a Reuben with Ranch Dressing on it.

it's, like, on me.

Considering changing my kinja user name to "Kosher_Ham"

"At the end of every bottle."

"A reuben on wheat which he ate with no complaints."

She definitely gets a lot of credit for that day.

I later asked her why she did that, and she explained his father, her ex-husband, had been a serial cheater. She knew her ex was a cheater, but she'd stayed for years, and it only led to misery. She said she didn't want me and her granddaughter to endure that. We…

I'd been with my husband for eight years - we were best friends and I loved him madly. Out of nowhere, he tells me he doesn't love me anymore. "I need to think about *myself* right now." I was devastated and definitely had not seen it coming. I tried to pick his brain and get to the root of the problem, to no…

maybe Disney runs a special cheaters package?

LOL please leave this as a yelp review of her wedding business.

Once, while I was signing my life away to a company after going through their 3 month temp requirement, I came across some verbiage in their new hire docs that said you couldn't have another job while working for them. This wasn't some high pay tech company either, it was for the billing department of a national…

Now I want to share a Zima with a watermelon jolly rancher in the bottom with some rando at a bonfire and catch mono and relive the tenth grade all over again.

I don't know if this counts, but I was waiting tables at a noodle joint, in college. Not Olive Garden, but a Spaghetti Factory/Works/Extruder place. We were slammed, and I was alone on our upper floor, reserved for when we were slammed, because it was across the restaurant and up a flight of stairs from the kitchen. I…

Everybody has been a baby, consider it paying it forward.

It's sad that I was grateful for 6 weeks maternity leave. (Short term Disability) and I got to use my saved up vacation for the rest. (Our company rolls vacation days to a certain amount)