That warm wax facial looked fantastic. I think I would fall asleep.

animal euthanasia is a terrible comparison and a false equivalency. The problem isn't a slippery slope into Logan's Run end times, the problem is that we kill too many young animals. Separate problem.

Thank you!!!

And hey, if you finally get to that hospital and they have signs posted that the staff are not required to wash their hands, just keep driving! Because that's how the free market should work.

Symbolic of their honeymoon sex marathon?

I looked back at the original article. It doesn't say anything additional about their income or housing status. But they may not be poor and that's an unfair call without knowing more. People live in hotels sometimes for a variety of reasons, not just bc they are poor. I lived in one for two weeks when my house didn't…

I miss AIM away messages.

Cavitation, sonoluminescense. Okay, I learned about this stuff from the Oatmeal. Here's the plan:

Bark Twain

Try the new Loaded Bowel plate.... chicken liver-stuffed mashed potato-stuffed chitlins.

sharts.

Yup, this is what I eat before I try to drive cross-country without stopping. Fill the gas tank and load the bowel.

Grape jelly on a grilled cheese. Just spread it right on top of the bread when you are done cooking it. Perfect blend of sweet salty cheesy crispy gooeyness. Go now, and be fulfilled.

Grape jelly on a grilled cheese. Like spread it right on top of the sandwich when you are done grilling it. Perfect blend of sweet salty cheesy crisp gooeyness. Go now and be fulfilled.

I didn't flinch at the cream cheese omelet. When I was little my uncle would take me to a diner sometimes and he ordered cream cheese omelets. And this was in mid-Hudson NY. I always thought it was a Northern thing b/c I have never seen it since I moved down south, but maybe it was just the crazy lady and my uncle…

I was a hostess at once place and remember an asshole out with his family - he was so mean to the server she went in the back to cry and convinced someone else to take over the table. He made a big scene of turning into a "nice guy" and wanting to give the original server a fat tip but only if she would come back out…

New V-TECH Civic comes with free walkie-talkies!

At least he changed his mind while still IN office and able to do something about it, rather than waiting until out of office.

Looking at the pictures the first time I didn't know what was on the floor. Sand? Did they bring in sand? Is that dirty snow?

All the other guests were just like, "Fucking Expedia! They didn't say this place was under construction!" And then spent the rest of the night writing shit Yelp reviews.