T-Mobile used to have the good ads with that incredibly attractive woman in the pink dress.

I think Sprint has the worst commercials.

“It’s probably a loophole that will be closed,” Belichick said. “It probably should be closed but right now it’s open.”

and then complained about it to get the rule changed.

Where were you when Belichick almost kind-of smiled?

As a Patriots fan, I am not enjoying the soft schedule. These aren’t games. They are comedy exhibitions. I think the Washington Generals could probably give the Patriots a better run. At the very least, they could make it entertaining.

Not to be outdone, Andy Reid will try something similar next week and somehow give his opponent a minute back on the clock. 

One guy: Ernie Adams.

I was so hoping they’d fake the punt after the second declined penalty.

ol’ john boy would have soiled his khakis!

I mean... fuck the Patriots

That’s a libelous overexaggeration. Sure, some animals might have died, but running the neighborhood pets through tackling drills and two-a-days isn’t technically torture.

I have had a long-standing belief that Bill has a room somewhere in Gillette Stadium with a couple guys who’s only job is to research loopholes & ways to exploit rules or lack thereof.

Great, now I have an image of Belichick making out with a passed out Darnold for thirty seconds and then smiling evilly as he finishes.

We don’t know that he didn’t slip into the home of Sam Darnold - the one small hope for the Jets - and give him mono, do we?

The only way it could’ve been better is if he had done it to John Harbaugh. 

That whole sequence was so hilarious with Booger in the commentary losing it adding so much to it. And what made it the best was that after going all that way for his petty power play, Gase still had to watch the ball being punted to the 13 yards mark.

I think you mean MAGAnificent asshole. 

I’m not a fan of the Pats or Trump, at all, but saying there should be a conversation about “wiping his entire legacy blank” because of the man’s political affiliations is just kind of an extremely silly thing to say. Shit like that is what the Donald and co use to discredit any actual discourse because otherwise the…