I know, I get it. Trust me I do. I root for human shit, and Rudy Guiliani loves our team. I legitimately have no come back for that, and I don’t expect you to ever come around.

The pizza delivery guy and his client hit it off.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze

Fucking Christ, I’m trying to eat.

Carson Wentz looks like if Sid from Toy Story grew up to be an assistant branch manager at Wells Fargo

Shit, man, you’re a Dolphins fan? Planning on watching Mean Streets this weekend? I’m so sorry.

Maybe he gets a nice box of chocolates or a complimentary 5-day, 4-night trip to The Bahamas!

Bruce Willis is dead.

The movie came out in 1973, the time in which spoilers matter is debatable but definitely less that 46 fucking years.

I would pay several dollars to look into Adam Gase’s medicine cabinet. Dude can’t be on just mega-caffeine.

Rosebud is a sled.

That's filthy.

“Mother, light my wick.”

DeNiro is so goddamn good in Mean Streets. You spend the entire movie just wanting to slap the shit out of him. He plays “that fucking guy who ruins everything running his mouth” to perfection, and yet it’s still an absolute shock when he gets what’s coming to him in the end.

This is why the Jets hired Gase. He sees ALL the sparks. 

Please tell me it involves cosplay where your wife wears this outfit:

My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

Carson Wentz looks like if Thoros of Myr gave up fire-priesting and got a job as a middle-manager at a North Dakotan hunting lodge. 

I feel bad, but I gotta assume he is not that good a player, because there is no way the Pats would send a player they thought was good to the Jets.

I currently live in a haunted home. We live in a 150+ year old farmhouse outside of Toronto, Canada. My wife’s family has lived here for 40 years and in that time they’ve seen and heard lots of different things.