I had to act fast. I’ve been regretting all morning that I was ten minutes late to post the “Get a brain, Morans!” photo.

FTFY

The Butt-Fumble. Now and forever.

Bravo

I Never Had My Butt Fingered: A Cautionary Tale.

A butt fingering would have been a lot more exciting than this game.

The NFL and it broadcast partners would like to remind our viewers that September is Prostate Cancer awareness month. Don’t forget the importance of getting an annual exam. 

Thursday Night Football is now Fingers In His Ass Sunday

We know it wasn’t Kanye West. #fingersinthebootyassbitch

“I’ve also never had my butt run into by my own team’s quarterback, resulting in a fumble that was returned for a touchdown by the opposing defense. That was the O-lineman’s butt. My butt had nothing to do with it. People forget that,” continued Mark Sanchez.

Buffalo buffalo buffal Buffalo buffalo buttholes. 

Or been to a Buffalo Bills game.

I guess this player hasn’t played for Detroit, then.

That Grandpa email of the week was fucking fantastic.

“Fuck yeah it does!”

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

“Give my team six rings and I would chill the fuck out for life”

I know I did the right thing. The kid was being a little prick. But as I was walking back to my seat, I started getting hateful looks and comments from Falcons fans like I was the prick in this scenario.