“Get in the hole” at golf events is the worst. The golfer should be allowed to beat that person with their driver for yelling that after a drive. 

Who the FUCK FaceTimes in a gym locker room? Jesus Christ, people are the goddamn worst. I (a lady) once encountered a bachelorette party in the gym locker room, there for one of those pole-lates classes, and the bride’s mother was taking photos. I, standing there in a towel, was like “EXCUSE ME, NO PHOTOS IN THE…

Uhhh, if someone is on FaceTime in the gym locker room you call fucking security. That’s not remotely acceptable.

Mr. Blutarsky, has no grade point average .......

and maybe Villanueva

Mark Sanchez and Joe Flacco, two guys who get a lot of shit from all fanbases (justifiably so given how goofy and not elite they are) have more playoff wins against Tom Brady than the Steelers as a team in the 21st century. We the Steelers are the Patriots’ bitches and we will never win shit as long as Brady and…

Roethlisberger is what you get when you dilute Tom Brady with Ryan Leaf until you have a QB who wins just enough to sell expensive seats to the same corporate d-bags who ran working class jobs out of Pittsburgh, but also has a personality Pennsyltuckians can relate to.

“Western Pennsylvania cracker plant”

Big Ben is the least likable player in a league that employs Tom Brady. I now have to root for asshole Antonio Brown to have a huge season for Jon Fucking Gruden because the alternative would bring joy to this mongoloid fanbase. If you could Thanos-snap every Steeler fan out of existence, a Republican would never win…

I think he follows the NFL draft, where playoff teams come after the non-playoff teams regardless of record. Since the Eagles actually won a wild card game, they'll also be after the wc weekend losers (Seattle, Ravens, Houston, Bears).

I just want to note that you went out of order and the 9-7 Philadelphia Eagles should have been today’s WYTS, not the 9-6-1 Pittsburgh Steelers.

“That’s like the US losing a ground war against the KISS Army.”

Scouting for his next wife.

Based on previous entries in this series, I’m assuming that after Chris’s dad stomped off, he was in an industrial accident, lost at least one limb, got divorced, and probably said nothing else to Chris other than “STOP THAT, YOU ASSHOLE” before never being heard from again.

Why is the President going to the maternity ward at a Pittsburgh hospital?

That moment also produced one of the greatest NFL memes in internet history:

browns fan here: i actually was rooting for the browns to lose that game, just because the steelers missing the playoffs meant so much more to me than the browns finishing with a winning record.

It’s an honest-to-God pretty city with a lot to do, but the surrounding hills amplify all the assholes’ voices. 

The best part for Steelers haters is that the team stayed on the field to watch the end of the CLE-BAL game on the final Sunday of the regular season, hoping for a Browns win so PIT could make the playoffs. The Browns naturally lost. I can’t think of a better ending for these shiteaters than to be reduced rooting for…