Sneezus take the wheel.

Second thirds or third seconds?

Blasphemy. Follow the directions, use whole milk and butter, eat straight from hot pot before congealing occurs. Growl at kids who thought you were making to share.

The most shocking news is that this article about a Jeep wasn’t written by Tracy.

Looks like a Volvo.

Fits Alfa Romeo, Ducati, Ferrari, Fiat, Lamborghini and Yugo.

I always thought UTI was a hilariously terrible school acronym.

You want, like, a sticker or something?

If your peers are impressed by a 2017 CRV. Shove your Peers in your CRV and drive it off a Pier while eating Pears.

How many times do I have to say it? BMW turn signals work fine and get used all the time, they just flash in colors that the peasants can’t perceive.

Inconceivable!

Never bigger wheels. Always bigger tires.

Requirements? At an FCA dealer? I not even sure “Having the money” is all that important.

VW puts out statement saying that emissions from the Passat were not a contributing factor to the driver’s health condition.

Part of me wishes it was the sugar free gut busters on sale. Work has been a little boring recently.

Part of me wishes it was the sugar free gut busters on sale. Work has been a little boring recently.

I thought owning a Prius was it’s own chastity belt.

Buy 4runner, borrow the Odyssey from the library.

Um, can I get one restored by Toyota instead?

Ha ha! Awesome man! No one has ever made a joke like this before!

i like saying polestar as if it rhymes with molester