Bonus observations:
- I guess Joe got lucky when Blonde Cult Member said her favorite memory was swimming with her husband in clear blue water. It would have been tougher to set up his little "kill her to set her free" speech if she had said her best memory was when she had eaten that double rack of ribs and downed…

I absolutely lost it at "Dutch Plains as Les Dykawitz and Velvy O'Malley as Chubbina FatzarellI." And, yes, it definitely sounds like something Kate McKinnon and Aidy Bryant came up with. They should definitely bring Dyke and Fats back!

Rewatch Silence of the Lambs. I can assure you that Anthony Hopkins' performance is still breathtaking, and definitely more memorable than Brian Cox's or Mikkelsen's.

First of all, your post is more objectionable than mine ever was. But, let's put that aside for a minute.

As I've said, maybe it's just me…

I'm the first to admit that this season has felt mostly meh.
However, I haven't laughed as hard at any comedy episode in a long, long time. The second half of the show was absolutely amazing in its sheer madness. A well-deserved A.

Bonus observations:
- Does anyone else have the feeling that the main reason that Trish voted Cliff Robinson off at last week's tribal council is because she's a racist old witch? No, I have nothing to back that up. She just seems like the type of person you would meet in a bar and who would say "look, I'm not racist,…

Bonus observations:
- Stupidest line of the week: "The VPN is spreading like a virus!!!"
- Note to talent agents everywhere: You'd better think twice before you get one of your clients to sign up for a role on The Following. Because you never escape The Following. Never. Even if your character has been shot in the face,…

Errrm I wasn't criticizing the fact that the AV Club hadn't written about that interview, I was bitching about the fact that HBO had ordered more seasons of that Lisa Kudrow show instead of Rome.

Spoiler alert: Caesar died at the end of S1 of Rome.
Also, Mark Anthony is currently busy as well, playing the main villain in one of the finest dramas modern television has to offer.

And yet, they conveniently ignored EW's other article, an interview with Bruno Heller which can be found here: http://insidetv.ew.com/2014… , where he says that he would love to work on new seasons of Rome? Screw you, HBO!

I typed "The Following" and, instead of a graph, I got a white screen with the words "GO FUCK YOURSELF" in bold caps on it. Is it supposed to do that?

True, but they're not the same kind of high-concept, self-important dramas.

ABC has some mediocre stuff, but nothing on ABC even comes close to the level of shittiness we routinely expect from shows like The Following.

Bonus Observations:
- This show, Crisis and Hostages are the trifecta of shitty network dramas. While we're at it, someone at The AV Club needs to starts recapping Crisis ASAP. That shit is so bad it makes Hostages look like The Wire.
- Why on Earth did Fox pick this up for a third season?
- So, let me get this right,…

The aspiring Hemingway who wrote that real estate gem forgot to mention the fact that, for $2 mil, you're also getting an endless supply of idiots from around the world who will come and take photos of your house at any time of day or night. Not to mention the Hollywood bus tours. Or the Modern Family exterior shoots…

Bonus Observations:
- That Russell-lite guy, aka the "Let's not tell her that I'm a cop — whoops, scratch that, let's totally tell her that I'm a cop" guy manages to be both dumber and more annoying than Russell Hantz, which is quite amazing.
- I secretly hope that Woo lives in a place where it would be legal for me to…

Bonus Observations:
- Ryan, while looking at a photo of the doctor: "Wait a minute… I know him!" Yeah, that's because that guy has literally been in every TV show made in the past 20 years, moron.
- James Purefoy used to be in the Royal Shakespeare Company. Do you think he sometimes pauses mid-scene, looks around, sees…

Not a troll bait, honey.
Yes, I did truly enjoy The Killing's season 1 finale.
No, I did not enjoy the True Detective season 1 finale. (The gardener, seriously?)

This review's opening paragraph makes me want to punch a marlin in the face.
So, basically, if you don't like Lena Dunham, you hate women.
I'm gay and I think Adam Lambert is a dreadful singer. I guess that makes me a homophobic gay man.