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Saul Berenson's Crusty Beard
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Hate me all you want, you fancy hipsters, but I still believe the first season finale of The Killing beats this season finale hands down. This was actually a pretty big let down.

Oh, hush you, I meant Beecher. Stop picking on poor defenseless middle-aged men.

Bonus observations:
- "All right, bitch. You asked for it!" This is exactly what I'm telling myself before I sit down to watch another episode of The Following.
- Oh, Bleecher, how far you have fallen. Even getting butt-raped by a bald Nazi must have been far more enjoyable than playing the part of "The Huntsman"
- If

Bonus observations:
- I wonder how Nolan Gould felt when someone told him he was going to have to wear that awful and super-tight wrestling costume thing. Not the kind of thing I would want to wear in front of millions of people. And I'm not going through puberty.
- God, that Alex/Haley plotline sure was pointless.
- The

Stray observations:
- Goodbye Berlitz Manor, aka the fancy place where a bunch of people chose to speak in their first language and therefore not understand each other rather than speak in English, which they all demonstrated they could do quite well.
- I have the feeling that Joe's dismissal of his own writing

I rub my genitals at least once a day while looking at it.

You, Sir (Madam?), have horrible taste).

He actually should have been Jimmy Fallon's band leader. Out of all the people who have been on SNL throughout the years, they are officially the least funny ones. And, yes, I did include the crazy homophobic lady in there. She's still funnier than they are.

My avatar still thinks she should have won Masterchef. And Top Chef. And Masterchef Junior.

Stray observations:
- When you're obviously already struggling writing/producing what you know is a shitty show, the best thing to do is clearly to cast a single actor to play a pair of twins. Because, you know, why not make it even more difficult for everyone involved.
- Tonight at Rosetta Stone Manor, Lily will teach

Stray observations:
- That kid who plays the twins should really fire his agent after getting stuck in two shitty storylines this year: this one, and being Dana's boyfriend in that god-awful Homeland roadtrip episode.
- I felt bad for that poor J.D. Williams, who was excellent in Oz and in The Wire, who is now reduced

My biggest personal pet peeve when it comes to movies, TV shows and books, made an appearance again in this episode.
I have NEVER ever met someone who spoke English as a second language and switched back and forth between their mother tongue and English when they are with a group of native English speakers. I am

Fun fact: Excessive hormones in your bloodstream can adversely affect your acting skills. Evidence: The effect of puberty on Nolan Gould's acting.

Second best? Hmmm…

Oh, how I hated this season finale.

The only person I find less funny than Justin Timberlake is probably Jimmy Fallon.
So, no, I will definitely not look forward to that.
PS: You, sir, have awful taste.

The new layout looks great.
People just love to complain about new website layouts, that's one of the basic facts of life in the twenty-first century.

That reminds me that the mole from season 1 has still not been found. Now, that's a 24 plot twist for you!

No, you didn't. We'll find out next week, I guess.
My own personal prediction: Saul is actually Brody's secret lover. Brody was using both his wife and Carrie as beards to hide the fact that he's actually into older bearded men.