Behrooooooooooooooooooooooooz!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed how most of those sous-chefs looked like douchebags. Also, that sous-chef twist was the worst twist in the history of Top Chef.

Au contraire, mon ami. Seeing that hyperactive 8yo getting punched in the face by one of the other kid would have been the best moment in the history of the largest culinary competition in America (as Gordon likes to call it).

Watch out for episode 3 with special guest judge Krissi, who will no doubt impart her wisdom on those impressionable children.