I feel like that one is on you. 

MeToo isn’t losing support from anyone! That’s just a trick guys like to do to make you feel despairing enough to listen to them; it’s an abuser’s go-to. They’re lashing out because they’re scared of how much power MeToo has, so they try to pretend they're still on top. Womp womp 

His base continues to grow? Wait is this The Onion? He’s been at 20% for months and has shown no growth at all. Black folks ain’t fucking with his crusty, musty ass and women want nothing to do with him either. For real son take a hike with that shit.

A Burrito of Ice and Fire

That is a very Republican argument, too: “I had to suffer and so should you!” is akin to “I got mine so fuck you.” Also, um, those of us not able to save for retirement because of this debt are going to really need the generations behind us to be able to pay some for realsies taxes given their low birthrate and how…

The DNA thing was stupid but the fact that people hang THAT up as the big deal breaker while giving all other candidates room for “flaws” is maddening. 

As reported by DCist, Susan and the like have descended on HU’s hallowed grounds with their puppies on parade despite the fact that Northwest D.C. is full of nearby recreational parks.

Does that still make sense to you? No probably not.

Hmmmm, it appears that your headline is wrong because I actually can support a free press while also supporting the arrest of Julian Assange. As your own website notes, he was working with Manning to actively crack passwords and subvert security to gain access to sensitive documents. This is blatantly illegal and…

Your patience amidst such douchebaggery is inspiring. Blessings. 

My friend, this is a book excerpt. Earlier in the book we learn that Angel is from Atlantic City. Thank you for your attention to detail and passion re: geography. 

PS: I really want to say how much I loathe and despise this Yacht Rock moniker for music that I grew up listening to as a young kid in the 70s which was just basic FM radio and much of it quite good... clearly since Millennials seeming want to co-opt is as “cool” - unironically.

Soooo many reasons to take digs at Tori Spelling but this ain’t it.

It was an elegant, whimsical assault!

If he wasn’t trying to be the fucking president, he would be allowed to drift off into the sunset. He’s the one demanding we examine his record. 

When your Halloween costume is a tribune to a 50's drive in classic.

I consider myself a generous tipper, but fuck any business that counts on my generosity to weasel out of paying a decent wage.

I’m legitimately curious - Sanders got handed a huge platform after 2016, what has he done with it exactly? I haven’t heard of him playing any real role in helping to ensure Democrats hold fast against Republicans in the Senate, he hasn’t proposed any major legislation that I’m aware of and I believe the candidates he…

So a couple of years ago I’m at a trade show with an Australian client in San Antonio and at breakfast in the hotel buffet the guy asks if he can have a soft boiled egg. 15 minutes later they bring him a little bowl of three eggs in their shells. Client gets a pained look and asks if he can have an egg cup, please? A…

Please keep this series going, but please also acknowledge that Pete Ricketts, copied on several of these emails, is the governor of Nebraska and owner of half our (unicameral) legislature. The lede here talks about how Joe “pals around” with the governor of Illinois but his money pretty directly runs Nebraska. Like,…