Surprised Afie and DeeDee still wanted his autograph after that terrible D.
Listen. John Stockton was a nice player. He had a great career. You are an insane person if you think he was as good as Chris Paul.
"I don't think he was really blindfolded."
C3 PO'ed.
That is a pretty chilling account of one friend shooting another in cold blood, but I still don't get why they would put the details in a jar.
The Oklahoma City Thunder are glad they got rid of Reggie Jackson. Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook are glad; the…
Muriel, you fucking idiot! It's two girls and one cup!
CHILLS DOWN THE SPINE, GANG
One startling scene serves as the crux of ESPN writer Pablo Torre's very good magazine feature about the…
and then in 1986 when they reported that the snow had overtaken Len Bias.
I meant that Dwayne up there made you look stupid.
Oh noes! I don't have any stars! Quick! Somebody star my posts so I can win the Kinjalympics! I CAN'T LOSE TO MORMONSUNCLE!!!!
I literally ate it. With ketchup and mustard.
Nor did I say it was fuckhead, or did you gloss over the "open wound and severed tendon" part of my post? I was saying that just because I can look at some blown up bits of humanity, i.e., severed limbs, without flinching doesn't mean I'm going to hop into the next "OMG, look at this compound fracture" post and start…
LITERALLY? As opposed to figuratively? When she figuratively laughs, how do you know? Does she tell you?
And it's pretty obvious you didn't even bother to Google me. Grew up in South Florida (Broward and Palm Beach counties). Worked at the Miami Herald for seven and a half years. Been on enough boats to know to wear a life jacket in case stuff like this happens. Spent plenty of nights on the phone with the U.S. Coast…
There is no such thing as using too many wipes. Good luck getting just one out of the plastic tub. I end up pulling out a phone sized stack and don't care; I just go with it. The kid is there with crap all over their ass and starting to squirm, you just have to get as much off of them as quick as possible before they…
As a result of the arena's closure, tonight's Wisconsin invitational atom league tournament has been postponed. Apparently the atom players are enjoying some downtime cooped up in their hotel rooms, although the only TV channel they get just shows Oprah reruns.
To be fair it didn't take Browns QBs nearly as long to match Bruce Smith's 200 sacks.