YOU'RE NOT DRINKING CHAMPAGNE!!! YOU'RE DRINKING A CHAMPAGNE STYLE SPARKLING WINE!! OH MY FUCKING GOD...DID YOU JUST CALL THAT CHEESE PARMESAN?!!? IT'S NOT FUCKING PIZZA UNLESS YOU USE D.O.P SAN MARZANOS IN THE FUCKING SAUCE YOU ASSHOLE!!!!

Yeah but that's like having the tightest pussy at an anal gangbang. ESPN lives and dies by its broadcast rights, not its personnel.

i don't know why i'm feeding the trolls here, even moreso when the troll is an anti-semite

Don't get me wrong, your ideas are great. It's just you'll never convince the NBA to give up revenue to make the NBA better, which goes right back to the point you were responding to.

FEED ME A STRAY CAT