Larboner?

We’re sad to report that Milkshake Duck is...

“Imagine Mr. Deez, a youth hockey team sponsored by our law firm...”

3 assists tho. Woulda won if he shared the ball more *huffs glue*

It wasn’t traveling. It was a basketball move to complete the catch.

This is why I don’t allow you to dine alone with other men, mother...

In America, you replace hips, but in Russia hips replace you.

Thank you. I thought I took a wrong turn and ended up at Slate.

GameStop sendin’ customas ta Gimbels? I don’t geddit...

Thank you! There’s The Flu™ and then there’s a bad damn cold. I can slog through a day of work with a bad cold. I can’t function with the damn flu. Maybe you did get unlucky and your vaccine just failed, but more likely, you’re blaming your 99 degree fever and your fucking sniffles on the wrong damn culprit there,…

It’s as homemade as spaghetti made with store bought pasta and canned tomatoes.

So you’re saying I CAN’T intentionally mow down jay walkers?

I always remove the cans and toss the box in the recycling bin. By the time you hit the last can or two, you’re dedicating a ton of fridge space to an empty cardboard box. And the can dispenser thing never works. The last can always ends up in the very back of the box and you have to dig in there like you’re rescuing…

“Whose disgusting basketball foot is this?”

edited cuz I’m an idiot.

Whatcha ghana do.

Boston fans finding something to complain about amidst an unprecedented run of pro-sports success? Must be one of them years that ends in a number.

Just save a step and burn money instead?

+1 Fleer Billy Ripken

Trans-phobe.