60003). Choking on Cincy chili at a Bengals game.

Summer is mosquitoes, sun burns and people pretending that getting sand in your ass crack next to some fat guy in a speedo is somehow a fun thing. Summer is reapplying sunscreen every five minutes to five kids before saying fuck it and reminding yourself to grab some aloe on the five hour drive back from some shitty…

“And chicken wings don’t count. That’s an entirely different food eaten alongside pizza.”

PFTcommenter would be so proud...

Hos Foot has prematurely ended the careers of many a promising young pimp...

I’d rather have the NBA’s Tom Brady in the finals than its Rex Grossman.

When I feel the urge to get annoyed at the gamer posts, I remember my annoyance at all the pissing and moaning when Deadspin posts something with a political slant (which I typically gobble up like any other LIBRULTARRRD) and suppress my inner “STIK TOO SPORRTS!!!221!” douche-child.

IF THIS WERE HOCKEY...

IF HE WERE A HOCKEY PLAYER HE’D DUCT-TAPE HIS DECAPITATED HEAD BACK ON AND GET BACK OUT THERE!

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!

Also:

If I had a dollar for every stupid deer pun in this thread, I’d have at least a thousand bucks.

Glory boy just watches his shot and doesn’t follow for the potential offensive rebound! Got lucky this time.

Ok, does...not good work for you?

Here we go. Though I was wrong about overall turnout, the turnout she needed didn’t materialize apparently. CNN though so enjoy with a grain of salt...

Coulda swore some pundits had said demographics that would normally have supported a Democrat simply didn’t show up at the polls.

I disagree. I don’t think that mocking Trump voters really changed much since, you know, they’re already Trump voters. What killed the Dems this election is that turn out by many accounts was abysmal, because, I’m guessing, nobody was excited to go out and vote. Some talking head on the morning news pointed out Trump…

More like Albutt Buttneko...

Packers fans are sort of the reverse of a lot of fanbases where the casual fans from afar are actually a lot more tolerable than the borderline racist diehard grabowski locals. I lived in that city for a few years and god if Packer locals aren’t the worst.