WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

We also would’ve accepted “More like Kevin Durain’t!”

“Like finding out Lincoln owned slaves” is the BESTEST Kinja. I feel like creating phony accounts just to grant you additional starz. Bravo.

You are a sad strange little man and you have my pity...

I find it amusing that it is rare precisely because it is so hard to eff up. “You have a better chance of throwing a perfect game than screwing this up...”

Yes! Literally nobody in an office setting knows where the hell the fine line is between a bag that is 50% unpopped kernels and a bag that is full of burnt shit nuggets. Best not to risk it.

[watches 3 minutes of amazing shots]

Your poor wives...

“The first time I was working and Caramel Lady came in, I didn’t know she was a regular, and I was working alone behind the counter”

So it’s the blogging equivalent of the Be Sharps!

If he was dropping N-bombs and such, it’d probably lessen my sympathy for what happened to him, but yeah you can’t just blind side the guy. A kid had some unkind words for me concerning my skin tone back in grade school and I let him know erm...a little forcefully that it wasn’t appreciated, but I didn’t wait until…

UP HILL BOTH WAYS IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN’ SNOW MAN!!!

The list below is complete, definite, and flawless.

And bench the rest and put in Uncle Jessie and the Rippers! YEAAAAHHHHH!!!

I kinda get where you are coming from but morons selectively quote multitudes of sources and the Bible isn’t exactly a monolith but a collection of writings spanning hundreds of years and numerous authors and editors. So long as she wasn’t quoting Leviticus (fingers crossed that she wasn’t) you might be being a bit…

Don’t let Virginny fool you! It’d secede in a heartbeat if ya turn yer backs on ‘it!

No. What you can’t get away with is saying shit that only your fuckheaded brosky a barstool away will hear. Opinions can be countered with more opinions and even more opinions, and if you decide to take a verbal dump on the internet, expect them to be. Saying something fucking stupid then slapping an “imo lol” on it…

Hack saw...or you could just hire this guy:

They alllll look the same to you...DON’T THEY!!!!