Room temperature? Fuck no. That take was HOT! So bad it was good! +1!!!

+1 rimshot

OMG. This is like when Clinton bombed Sudan to derail the Starr Report!

Simmons at Slate? That would be like a fucking fusion bomb of hot/strong/barrel fire takes. Magary would simultaneously have a wet dream and a nightmare. A wet nightmare?

REALLY!? Do you think Peyton and Eli would calm down if JohnnyDangerously said Pa Brady was a better football dad?!?!?! DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THEY WOULD SIT BACK AND SAY NOTHING!!! DO YOU!!! DAMN YOU DO YOU!!?!?!

In addition to the rind, I like to toss some anchovy filets in the stock. Lends a sorta meaty flavor to the proceedings. Or “umami” as pretentious foody douchebags like to call it. Course, adding anchovies and cheese rinds to my stock/boner broth probably places me in the same region of the Venn diagram...

YOU BE NICE!!!

Nope, America’s Next Top Haughty Dipshit will probably be an unknown. I’d like to nominate the sociopath who actually took the time to explain every one of GREGGGGGG’s nicknames for NFL teams:

I dunno. Haughtiness is a special brand of dipshit. Whitlock is the pompous blowhard variety of dipshit, but I doubt he’s bringin’ the haiku to Undefeated, or super cute nicknames for sports teams that show off his mighty intellect: “Verily the square root of 49 is 7 so henceforth the San Francisco Football team shall…

I dunno know if this would work with a g-string, but to each their own Whitlock...

Yep. Heck, up until, what, 2007, you could only get said beer on a Sunday if you lived near a military base and knew somebody with military ID. And that’s in friggin Coors Brewing, Coors Field, micro-brewery on every corner, the governor made his name as owner of the Wynkoop, Colorado.

And Bone Yer Mom...

Added a <sarcarsm> tag to that and it reads a whole lot better...

Wait a minute <yanks off User1102’s mask> SKIP BAYLESS!!!

NAAAWWWWT ELITE!!!!!

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Exactly! Why have a lengthy series featuring a young phenom on the cusp of super-stardom pitted against one of the NBAs hottest teams right now when you can have the refs bury one team in an 0-3 hole ensuring most casual fans will ignore the rest of the series figuring GSW advancing is a done deal? Now excuse me while…