#REVERSERAYSISM

TIGHTEN THAT PELVIC FLOOR SON!!!

I'm the fifth person...to make that fucking joke. The fifth person...to make that fucking joke.

Back and to the left...back and to the left...

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Spin move? MORE LIKE TRAVELING MOVE!!!

It's highlight trutherism meets Stevie Wonder trutherism! Best fusion since since the Korean taco. +1

He traveled. Shouldna counted.

Dear lord. It looks like a Chuck E Cheese pizza that some kid vomited on...

"Hands at 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock."

You think it's all a joke until you put your hands into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face man!

Man...I was a combat medic in 'Nam! Me and my combat medic vet bruhs totes laff at your squeamishness! Dude like srsly! Talk to me when the skate chops off a limb and you sew it back on with dental floss becuz Charlie is in the bush and Charlie don't givvs a fuck about your severed limbs man! But then your limb…

They're sorta like vanilla in that there is a chasm between the way they taste and the way they make other shit taste. Straight from the tin they taste like oily fish crotch, have the texture of bubble gum, and make your breath smell like a fat man's bloated corpse, but dump a few of those fuckers in a sauce or a…

Never ever give in AND swear that their best friend's cousin's half-Sicilian grandma swears up and down that's the way they did it in the old country:

...whether it's tomato sauce or chili or barbecue. Those people are the worst.

Return every few minutes to move the onions around with a wooden spoon or flexible rubber spatula or your deeply embarrassing The Matrix Reloaded DVD...

And the so-called CSI Effect is probably BS anyway: http://law2.fordham.edu/publications/a…

+1 groan.

My reasoning then still holds true now: the vast, vast majority of bad service stories are just plain boring.