The internet has an internet problem.

Just three words: Dez shot Odin.

Traveling. Shouldna counte...wait a minute? It didna counted? But...but...I'm so conflicted! How do I truther a moment that has already been truthered?? Well, guess I'll take a shot at it...

Is it just me, or does the whining kid in the background make you want to rip your ears off?

Mayhew wants a one-way stret, where coaches wouldn't be allowed to challenge a play where they thought there was a infraction and none was called; he only wants them to be able to challenge thrown penalty flags.

Can I have a Marvel Avengers-themed epinephrine PIC line, like Zaiden, who is allergic to all things?

The only thing standing between this article and a cease and desist from Magary's lawyer is the CAPSLOCK key.

Hand sanitizer and booze.

But what about Kendrick Perkins? you ask. He's going from a playoff contender to the friggin' Jazz. Well, he's a giant oaf whose entire basketball skillset is contained in the points of his two elbows; every day that he gets to do more on a court than hold up a hoop so others can throw basketballs at it is a …

Why do humorless morons always have the same lame comebacks? Oh yes. Humorless moron! Duh. Answered my own question...

Course we all know what happened to the LAST handicapped guy we let play in the Olympics...

The great thing about the Holier Than Thou Olympics is that even Stephen Hawking can play! It only requires a keyboard! Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Ah Nshovel readyico! What a hilarious BURN! You got me good, ace of base! And you're right, what was Idoing ? Jokes about self righteous douchebags going for the gold in the Holier than Thou Olympicsairs are always funny! You and NAILED IT!

Did you copy and paste your response to me from your own response to chumlybucket? They're almost exactly the same comment with small wording and punctuation changes. For one thing, copying and pasting your own responses is lame, but, hell, if you're going to do it, why go through the trouble of changing it around?…

DVD. PFFFFT! I have it on VINYL, MAN!!!!

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Oh no you di'int! Wes AnderBORING just took a ride on The DarBURNED Express! Boom!!!!

To accomplish this, Hinkie has monkeyed around ceaselessly, trading players for flotsam and flotsam for assets and assets for other assets until his roster looks like nothing so much as a bad fish-out-of-water comedy in which a judge sentences Michael Carter-Williams and Nerlens Noel to donate their play to a…

I've also enjoyed Lickinghole Creek in Goochland. Their Three Chopt Tripel is pretty darn good.

The second to last story reminds me of exchanges like this: