I forgot one:

Leading causes of death in Russia (per capita):

*glances down at F-cups firmly ensconced in literally the only bra that works on them*

You mean he reminds you of DREAMBOAT McDREAMBOATERSON from falicity? God, he was handsome.

I love that hair color and Christina looks the best she has in years. I feel like it’s a stretch to call it pierced but I imagine the word festooned is way too dated.

So good!

I feel validated as the woman was a challenge for me, but Jakey G. was the first to come to mind on the actor. Lainey has been pretty upfront about how much she likes him.

Right? I was expecting Lifetime movie badness, but I’m squeeing.

Michelle Obama is TEAM CAKE!!!

I, myself, a white American, was for a period of perhaps 18 months, a “slave to the rhythm.” I blame Grace Jones.

“Shit, what can I say? Affirmative action.”

This is a wreck. It’s all bleeding and patchy. Nice color, nice lips, piss-poor execution.

“Now, the key, DJ, is to make it look like you’re not wearing makeup at all”.

#blacklipsmatter

Or do what she did & just pay for it.

Tapatio is made in the good ol’ USA too (Vernon, CA). Cholula’s a Mexican import. Like Sri Racha, it’s an American immigrant success story!

in CA you can find both everywhere, and Tapatio is way cheaper, therefore, the winner.

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