Yeah I would never actually wear a leotard out of the house, but I totally want one to wear at home. Just like, cleaning and listening to music and doing 80s jazzercise moves in my leotard with leggings and a sweat band on :) I’m actually getting excited imagining the outfit and am sad I don’t have one now :(

And my arches! Plantar fasciitis much?!

All we do is wear activewear out here.

Ask and ye shall receive!

Good person on the Internet, you get kittens. <3

Pitch: A reality show with Kim Fields and Erika Alexander but (twist!) they can’t ever break character as Regine and Maxine.

Kim Fields might have been out of her element but Tootie would have killed.

#Logan4eva

Exactly. I get mine from Penzeys.

It looks like they basically post the entire show on YouTube, which is wonderful. So if anyone missed last night’s episode, here is her segment on the midterm elections:

Cargo Pants: “I’ll hold your stuff. You just go and make friends”

Bow down. The young women artists of today are standing on Janet's ferocious shoulders.

...well...

“I’m more into like, 1930s jazz”

Best title reappropriation EVER. All the fist bumps.

Q: Why did Adele cross the road?

amen

Redacted information is for classified, state-secret national security information. Who the hell does the governor of Michigan think he is to justify this, M? Would the Michigan James Bond drive a Camaro?