HamNo would critique this guys form and discuss how he’s neglecting his core. Then he’d bitch about yogurt for 5,000 words.

As a white, I only know so much but from shade court I’ve gathered this is not shade. She “read” them.

My crush on her has been renewed by - of all things - her handful of appearances on Drunk History. She’s pretty funny on it and I think I like her better as a “mature” woman. She’s pretty great.

Kanye follow up tweet-

King of the Hill does NOT get the respect it deserves.

She needs to raise awareness for African wildlife next!

So brave. So moving.

FINALLY we have a news item about a celebrity musician whom all the over-40 Jezzies can make/recognize lyrics puns for. “And when you smile for the camera [in your mug shot], I know they’re gonna love it” etc.

Hopefully after this he won’t go back, Jack, and do it again.

Sorry Lindsay Lohan, Serena wins this round of best quotation of Maya Angelou.

Also: no one will understand your “food coma” or “food baby.” Black people get That Itis.

The Prayer. This should only take about 30-45 minutes.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!

No. Beyonce can’t act.

Dogs are best when they have human names. Alice Walker agrees.

Kristen Wiig is funny but she doesn’t get enough credit for her dramatic range.

Bow DEEP down. 'Boss' or not - she owns me!

okay but i finally learned how to fold a fitted sheet and that was a proud moment