Also needed: Oksana Bayul.

It's vh1.

Call me naive, but having watched this last night it struck me that she was a sociopath. I will be watching this because I am a terrible person who loves bad reality television. In the season preview montage she has the therapist in tears and she shares admiration for her. She seems to have a good bullshit meter, but…

Heyo!!

Wow. Nasty much?

I have a really good fake Hermes Birken. I've had it for years. I'm afraid to use it because I feel guilty.

My favorite was the 2002 SLC uniforms.

And the best part is Rick James is playing in the background. She's cold blooded...

I will see this so hard.

I think I found John Mayer's fashion inspiration, although his is a tad more avant- garde.

Say what you want about the Duck Dynasty guy, I honestly don't give a shit. Homophobes be homophobing. I've never watched his show, and I'm not about to start now. I like my reality television SUPER TRASHY, and DD doesn't make the cut. However, this particular gem got my attention:

Cus, you know, slavery.

Okay that is total bullshit. I seem to recall an awesome cartoon called the Powerpuff Girls that resided on Cartoon Network.

Well done.

No Capes!

Seriously, can you do anything more unflattering. The woman is aging gracefully. I love me some Christina Applegate since Married with Children. Leave the woman alone.

I love love love that movie. Acting sucks but a fetching Zoe Saldana shows star potential.

Finally Jez. I have never bought any of his music, and I knew there was something fishy dating back to Aaliyah's debut album. It felt wrong. Robert Kelly belongs in prison. Point. Blank. Period.

Okay ladies, I need some clarity. What is the appeal of Leonardo DiCaprio?