I bought these boots a couple of seasons ago. They were wonderful! Very warm, waterproof, light weight and cozy. I endorse them completely.

The Obama girls are just lovely.

Jesus. At what point do you say fuck it? Is it possible to live a locally sourced, chemically free, environmentally friendly, and cruelty free existence? It's increasingly looking like the answer is no. I just ordered a puffer last week. I'm not returning it. I'm cold.

Courtney Stodden should just get it over with already and start her porn career.

Why do I feel like EJ Johnson is the second coming of Andre Leon Talley? I'm probably wrong but I do agree, that bitch is fierce.

I love the outfit Kim Kardashian is wearing but I loathe the color. I think it washes her out. That outfit would be so bangin in red.

I have some vintage Peter Cetera as part of one of the best groups on the planet Chicago. I want a man to think of me like this (who's not crazy that is).

I honestly don't know if I would want someone like me. That said, I'm not truly sure if I could get with a Republican. To quote The Glory of Love:

"I am going to make Kim Kardashian a bigger performer than Beyonce," said Kanye. "Me and Kim will soon be the first couple of Hip Hop."

Okay so I just went on their website and I just have to say that I am in desperate need of squats to pull off those hemlines. It is very exciting that something like that would be available to someone larger than a 14, but holy smokes, it would take some courage on my part to pull of some of those dresses.

She clearly drinks the blood of virgins to still look so good.

Who pays attention to lyrics anyway? Justin Timberlake is a shitty lyricist and he's doing just fine. I actually think the song is kind of catchy. From a music exectutive perspective, she looks great even if she's dead behind the eyes. I just hope at some point she can retire and just be a mom. It's clearly what…

These sleeves. I just can't. Paula, you are better than this.

A recent blind item on Crazy Days and Nights states the following:

Image by Jim Cooke, of course.

It doesn't get any better. I am on Level 417. ITS KILLING ME!!!! I'm stuck. So stuck....

I cannot wait to watch tonight. It is on the DVR.

Sooo fucking good. I will be there.

As a former girl scout, I fully endorse this. Some of my happiest memories were at girl scout camp. My actual troop were a pack of bitches, but sleep away camp was balls out awesome. I still remember the girl scout pledge which I think changed the words since 1983.