Something tells me this is an “If I can’t enjoy myself, NOBODY gets to enjoy themselves” kind of dad.

It’s worse than that. Friends, family and acquaintances posting YOUR information on FB.

Says it will be a nightmare in headline. Provides no nightmare, or even mildly negative scenarios in article.

But that would only help smaller creators and would inconvenience megacorps, so what would be the point?

That’s really odd. It’s not like they said “Belgium”.

Why is it so hard to hold two positions at the same time that is both likely true.
Joss Whedon is an asshole. Justice League was bad because Justice League was a f***ing terrible production. You don’t have to link Joss Whedon to every bad thing. Especially when the bad things he is accused of are REALLY FUCKING BAD!…

I didn’t see a single movie in a theater last year. the last movie I saw in a theater was Rise of Skywalker. at this point I’ve completely lost interest in going to see movies in theaters.

Your inability to notice armed rioters looting the Capitol building, planting explosives, and beating a police officer to death with a fire extinguisher, while committing domestic terrorism in the cause of overturning the lawful election of someone they didn’t like, is emblematic of how “it’s not bad when white people…

You're more confident that she'll face charges than I am.

I’m looking forward to seeing how far I can over-cluck one of these. 

There are scientists who remain skeptical that the mutations found in the UK variant, known as B.1.1.7, are truly relevant.

There’s no way that Morbius review is real. Now I’m starting to suspect that these reviews aren’t from an alternate universe at all. 

When did The Onion start writing headlines for Gizmodo?

The moon is essential both to tide cycles, which is essential to some of earth’s ecosystem, and also keep earth in that 23 degree tilt that results in the seasonal cycles. If we muck any of that up, there’s probably some major disruptions to some of those ecosystems and our climates... and most probably extinction…

This was clearly a production and quality issue, a series of human errors, and not a design one

My take on it is that what makes the “world of Indiana Jones” cool is that it’s a world that has essentially “forgotten about magic.” There are all these artifacts out there, with imbued magic in them caused by all these rituals and such, but we’ve moved on from that for whatever reason ( technology, society, etc…

Won’t you just become indecisive between the options of “should I pick a specific title from the list that I may not enjoy” and "should I let Netflix choose a title from the list that I may not enjoy"? 

What happened is that we allowed the world’s capital to accumulate in the hands of people who never spend money unless they can keep the benefit to themselves.

Look, believe in ghosts or don’t (I wish they were real but all evidence [or lack thereof] suggests they aren’t), but please don’t rely on psychics or mediums as “experts.” They are, to a person, con artists.  

Millennials and GenZ may have cut their cable service, but they instead just spend all day and half the night glued to Netflix. Same drug, different syringe.