@liftedngifted1: she gets a 40th trimester abortion!

@Orionsaint: or highing in bed and getting laid all day!

@draper3000: umm... solicitation!

@MotorboatJones: and I'm pretty sure he's a virgin... or he was before this article.

@balloondoggle: its true, but people forget this.

"You have the right to remain silent...

@ding-dang: being a Guido?

yet...you can't thumbs up this article.....

@Jams: I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF IT!!!! and I'm a guy...

[piano stops]

@Steven Callas: until they go crazy and start killing players. they dont know their own strength! and they cant CRY!

@acidrain69: Ayn Rand would hate tea baggers. None of them are self made "pull yourself up from your boot straps" people anyways. She was an advocate of people who made their own way... not for people who were born into riches.

@Humble Rat: Wow...I dont think you understand sarcasm. Do you sweat?

@Flowah: it will almost be a year by the time it comes out. 10 months. the last one came out in oct.

@ian.g.case: nice. but apple is the worst at it.

@Zinger314: undefined?

but can they LASER themselves... because that's what I have been waiting for. When we aren't trying to improve deep space life with cameras (hubble)and cars (rover) or smashing the particles that we are all made of... I should hope they would be working on huge lasers!

iwonder iwhen iapple is igoing ito istop iusing if***ing i in ievery iproduct iname.

@Celtic1888: either way you better expect it to be a sweet apple 299.99. because they know people will pay for it...

@Flowah: I feel like I was just attacked by everyone on Giz for my thoughts on how unimpressive this phone is. Why release a droid 2 if the pro is coming out soon. I mean really... I know everyone here loves to be very specific, but its not that much of an improvement... for the price your paying for more ram and dif…