I could buy like, six Switches now if I wanted to, the local Wal Mart is always really well stocked. Maybe that should be my province’s tourism campaign. Saskatchewan: Get a Switch here.

the clown only one was great. tons of parking available.

Just no. No to this. This makes me think that the whole section is just going to be boxy cat tees covered in sequins and glitter. JUST OFFER THE SAME FUCKING CLOTHES IN LARGER SIZES. HAVE THEM ON THE SAME GODDAMN RACKS.

This review was too short. The beach episode is one that still sticks out in my mind today because it gave me what I’d been demanding for quite some time — LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF PARIS.

With any luck though we’ll still get Mar-a-Lago.

literally WHEN can i move in

Speaking of big, ugly houses in Michigan, look at this beauty that’s up for sale:

Maureen O’Hara really makes the movie.

Maureen was so freakin beautiful in that movie, too. I coveted all the dresses she wore in the Parent Trap.

Wait. There are people who actually think the 90s version is better?

Another interesting aspecting of this - if you’re willing to fake a stabbing in order to make Nazis look like besieged victims, there is no way you aren’t, yourself, a Nazi. This guy basically outted himself. He majorly screwed up his life. Sad!

FINALLY

I mean it worked, I’m pissed off every day.

Pop a vein already, you fucking crook.