Hahaha, there’s so much to love here. Mostly though, I kind of want ‘Your Cuntness’ to be an actual title, and I want it to be mine.

“Scott Baio reemerged from his lonely hermit cave in the forest to REMIND us that he sucks.”

Okay, I just found it - it’s called ‘The Best of It’ and can be found on Archive of Our Own.

Oooh, I think I saw this link a few months ago and discovered an AWESOME story about Rory and Paris pretending to be married (it makes sense in context) and then actually developing feelings for each other. It’s really good - the dialogue and characters are really on point.

They honestly would have been great together.

This is honestly the dream. I know it’s never going to happen, but nothing would make me happier.

My murderous rampage phrase is ‘supposebly’. I had a boss, a BOSS, who said it all the time. As well as ‘yous guys’. To this day both make me want to tear my hair out.

When I initially saw the tipless bill and the comment, I thought it was an overreaction to what was probably a chef not understanding that the women were together romantically. Like he thought they were two friends out together because they were single and alone on VDay, and he was just trying to make friendly chit…

Holy eff, this made me laugh so hard.

Does anyone listen to the Throwing Shade podcast? (If not, you absolutely should - the funniest feminist/LGBT podcast evar). A couple of weeks ago they went off on a tangent about this guy that was the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while. I was grocery shopping and had to hide in the pharmacy section so that I could…

I haven’t seen the movies that you cited (though to be fair I recall the reviews being terrible in general for both), but I thought he was charming in that Meryl Streep/Alec Baldwin movie with the nice kitchen. Basically, he was playing a version of Halpert again, but he was one of the more enjoyable parts of the…

I’ve always known it as a Mille Crepe. Soooo good.

I have to say that I’m on board if it’s a legit organic and affordable product line. But I really do get ragey when someone is vetted for authenticity or wisdom or honesty on the basis that they’re ‘a mom’. Because everyone knows that all of us non-moms loooove putting chemicals on our faces and tricking consumers…

I didn’t know how I’d feel about it, since I’m not typically a musical fan, but I liked it right away. Now it’s probably one of the shows I’m most excited to watch each week. Rachel Bloom is hella talented, and the show is so unique and original.

Theory (for your next rumour): Isn’t there a class action suit right now against Wen haircare because it causes hair loss? And Milano was one of their more prominent spokespeople. Maybe she HAD to cut it?

No, that’s just the fantasy story created to explain the photo over on Dlisted. Sadly, I don’t think that there’s an actual professional reason that prompted this styling choice. The posters of her that used to be all over my walls are so sad right now. Twelve year old me is choosing to remember this look, which i…

The first really intense sex dream I remember having was that I was going down on Madonna on the set of her Human Nature video. She was sitting in one of those black cane chairs she used to use in her choreography, and wearing black bike shorts with nothing underneath. I must have been around 12 or 13 at the time, and…

Totally. I have the teeth dreams for the same reasons i think. And often if I get my period while I’m sleeping, I’ll get it in my dreams, too.

My little brother’s room in the 90’s was covered in Misfits, Tupac and Scarface posters, filled with empty Jolt cola cans and smelled like a mix of body spray and dirty underwear. It was disgusting. My mom, who cleaned EVERYTHING obsessively, wouldn’t go near it.

I had a wall-sized poster of Dave Matthews singing live, because late nineties, and a metallic Klimt poster called ‘Women Friends’ because I was still in the closet and was rebelling through my art choices. Those poster sales were GREAT. So many classes were skipped to attend.