The bright side: Van Cleave isn’t an elected official. But that’s about the only bright side.

you know what... I’m good with his answers there. He didn’t go to the standard “rap lyrics” or “out of context.” He owned it and owned that it was stupid. Time will tell if he’s honest about changing, but he deserves that chance. It’s 7 years ago. There’s a few people at Deadspin who wouldn’t want to rehash some…

Incredible Kirk Cousins content. Thank you. 

Deadspin.com, your up to the minute, go to site for what’s new and exciting at barstool sports!

who needs to visit Barstool when half their content gets brought up on here?

I can’t tell if you are joking or you really expected an update on a middle-tier MMA match to get posted ahead of content on the biggest sporting event in the world. 

I like how HamNo’s career path depends entirely on a communist revolution.

Maybe because what you said was condescending and juuuuust vague enough to give yourself an out after you were rightfully dunked on by everyone else that’s also been paying attention.

I live in America: https://www.craftbrewingbusiness.com/business-marketing/ipa-is-the-most-popular-craft-beer-style-is-this-potentially-a-long-term-problem/

Gawker deserved everything that happened to it.

Did he say he’s not sure that his dad knows he’s a virgin? Is telling your dad you’re fucking a thing people do?!  I mean, my parents and I were fairly open but I don’t think I ever had a direct conversation of like, “I finally had the sex with a real person, dad!”

Why do you hate the military and America?

I get that he has tested positive, but with the amounts he tested positive for, along with passing all of his other tests, it really looks like he’s telling the truth when he says it was inadvertent. Not taking anything away from Cormier because he is a great fighter, but he’s been completely dismantled by Jones…

Did someone say smoked meats?

The helpful and informed man at the bar the other day advised me that, in fact, all soccer players are gay.

Another Deadspin article just trying to capitalize on this guy’s success by reporting horrible things he said in public and on tape! You guys really need to stop being so jealous of that group and their incel fans. It's getting embarrassing! 

Yeah, right!

No offense, but maybe the title should have been:

Somebody needs to punch the guy that keeps asking “What’s good?”