If they weren’t able to prevent him from getting Greg Hardy, Manziel is as good as gone to Dallas

My thoughts exactly. As a Cowboys fan, I sincerely hope Jerry Jones is being locked away in a straitjacket right now.

A: Did he have a wig and moustache put on by like, a professional from the TV/Movie world or did he go to PartyUSA and buy a polyester wig and moustache with shiny tape backing?

when it came time to pay the bill, he asked to have it comped because he didn’t bring cash and also didn’t want to put it on his card.

“Goddamn millennials.” -John Hornacek

Reserving judgment until 43 year-old casino patron John Hornacek weighs in on the matter

So if Money Manziel got a concussion, snuck to vegas wore a disguise of a blonde wig and glasses and possibly a mustache and then he geotagged a photo of him and his dog in his apartment, I think I kind of respect it. I mean it’s some next level deception.

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

Somewhere, Bobby Valentine is smiling.