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Reading this article felt like reading the actual 10 Commandments. For real.

It's very surprising that the AV club didn't like this, I really thought they would. Seriously, I thought they'd love this, seems they didn't. Seriously, who out there saw that coming?

You must always wonder about race. Always, always always!

and Everybody Hurts.

That, and my (apparently failed) attempts at satire.

" “Never go full retard,” says Downey. “You don’t buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, I Am Sam. Remember? Went full retard? Went home empty-handed.”
Great job Josh, but maybe next time you could give your readers a trigger warning re: insensitive language. My only wish is that comedy writers find a way to make us laugh…

That does not compute, oh wait, yeah you're right.

You forgot to mention EMERAC, from the 1957 Tracy/Hepburn rom-com, Desk Set.

Again, Ellen Page??

Or "sad" with, umm…

Rubber Factory. You're welcome

Dude, have a look at the director's cut.

Here's my dream reboot Ghostbusters line-up:

Yeah, ha-ha, and, and, umm, this news has some force to it, right? Right?

Man-dar! It's today, it's now, it's with it!

My favorite, "You're my eyes Gloria," after Felix returns from the hospital with his head bandaged up.
My brother and I still use that one whenever we're taking an "impromtu" scenic route in the car.

Show me the money al Jazeera!

Amoeba's What's in your bag is better, much better.

(Shillin' for Swill) I like mine with a twist.