there are so many better characters they could have picked.

Fun fact: The Pokemon that bites Slowpoke was not originally intended to be Shellder. It was once its own Pokemon but was cut for some reason, which explains why it looks nothing like Shellder.

I think he has albinism. 

I bet nobody had “black man with alt-right haircut grifts BLM” on their 2020 Bingo card.

My transmetal Megatron was mine but my younger brother didnt know how to transform him and snapped him in half. 

Beast Wars was such a great cartoon. Beast Machines, however, was poo.

Game, set, match.

In more Deep State™ news, Trump claims the IRS treats him very badly while continuing to lie that he can’t show any tax returns at this time because of the infamous audit. But boy....one of these days. We’re going to get the most fantastic beautiful tax returns any president ever revealed. Maybe in two weeks...right…

It should be pointed out about the Times report, which is genuinely worth a read, that it isn’t just Trump avoiding taxes, it’s him actually pumping that money in to business in order to cover their losses. So Trump is legitimately losing a lot of money. One of the ‘funniest’ parts of the report is that there are…

What Transformers movie was that from?

“Uhhh... Nice truck, sorry about your dick.”

‘sup, bro? Let’s hang...

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

Tuna is expensive. The police should show more appreciation for the support.

I’m sorry I was an asshole I realize that and will change.

Maybe this is why “be kind” is something you do, not something you claim yourself to be.

The case should be thrown out just based on the fact the lawyer mentioned a videotape that doesn’t exist. It is a recording, not a videotape. Just like when you record something on your phone you’re not filming something as there is no film.

“Don’t release the body camera footage to the Prude family’s lawyer.”

Everyone involved in this murder and cover-up should be in jail.