idk if this counts as a hack but i smear PB on my crackers first

i bet my son Raichu could beat up your son Articuno

white people love naming their kids after overrated pokemon

Yeah I was thinking the same thing with my gamecube controllers. The first time i ever picked up a switch i thought “this thing is made to break”

mii gunner main and a fallout fan, i couldn’t be more excited!

and play the fiddle

Maybe god put trump in place because he works in mysterious ways! lol jk

i wouldn’t say dunkin tastes terrible, it’s more that there is no taste at all

Life is hard, listen to Teachers’ Lounge

as much as i disliked the second and third films, my love for the first will get me in the theater to see this. also jon is good and i am happy he’s in it

i haven’t watched any of the last season yet so i should probably do that. i think i might be going to hard on the show bc of season 5. i was really bored with it. also, legion definitely deserves to be on this list!

idk, at first i liked silicon valley, now it just seems like entourage but instead of actors losing movies it’s nerds losing a computer company

ugh, the keto diet. tell me again why bananas are bad for me and pepperoni is fine

Slurm from Futurama

for a second i thought Ellen Ripley was Barry

This is Moo Cow in my TV stand

This is Moo Cow

Hey let me know when you come to Syracuse! I have a couch you can sleep on and a mall you can visit. Also, the James street wegmans is right down the road

Ugh finally a little bit of good news today

He’s a great athlete and his performance last night really put him over for me. Can’t wait to see more skateboards and coffin drops!