Give him a base-model Yaris; that should be punishment enough.

Jumped my 97 mounty. Have no idea how high it was, probably a few inches. Your spot on with your description though, landing feels bad man...

It’s “It’s.” :)

To steer it, you grab it by the pussy, it just lets you.

Wrong way. The horse keeps hitting humans.

Well thats what happens when you program your driverless car to drive the same as the local residents. It drives like an asshat like everyone else.

Trust me, there’s no template designed for something this dumb.

The kind that doesn’t care what his co-workers thing about his ride?

I can see it now. Black Mercedes C Class that just honks and yells in a robot voice “Get the fuck outta here”.

True enough; if he was black, the cops would have shot him for refusing to drop his weapon (which is the car, his seatbelt, anything he is or isn’t touching).

No, #dumbpeopleproblems, something I’m sure you can understand.

“O’Connor was easing into an empty parking spot on the ninth floor of the Littlefield Parking Garage only to have his Toyota 4Runner suddenly hop over a concrete parking barrier and through the steel wire meant to keep cars from falling off the side of the top floor of the parking garage.”

NTSB report: The F40, upon being restored, thought it was a 458. Therefore it spontaneously combusted.

This racism is killing me. America really, really, really, REALLY wants a race war.

This shit has to stop. And I'm not talking about the protesting.

Shamelessly stolen from the Reddit thread about this:

When you’re mom’s all like “I don’t want you buying a motorcycle Timmy, they’re not safe” and you buy one anyways, so she runs you over just to prove a point.

My condolences about your father. Hows the car?

Baton needs to be used on owner’s head. What the hell, you stupid person?

I've had 10 neons so far