How is he doing this? I’m 6-2 and white and was never able to do even a simple dunk let alone the stuff shown here.

Does anyone find it ironic that the Warriors wear jerseys that say The Town when they’re about to leave “The Town” for the nicer town across the bay?

Forget the field goal. You run it four straight times from the 1 yard line, you’re gonna get in.

Absolutely right, Ertz (just like Dez and Jesse James) got greedy. Just complete the damn catch and go down. You have a 1st down at the goal line with four chances to score and take a lot more time off the clock. Why lunge and risk the ball coming out?

Exactly. You’re the only one here who actually understands the rule.

Please tell me these new X-Files are better than Season 10. I loved the old ones but found Season 10 to be horribly cheesy, poorly written and acted and lit like a soap opera.

I remember some minor outrage when Jennifer Lopez used the N word in the I’m Real remix and rightfully so, she’s not black, she’s Latina. But how come no one cares when Fat Joe says it? Or B-Real from Cypress Hill?

Total yards really don’t matter at all. What’s his passer rating, completion percentage, yards per attempt? Those are the things to compare with other QBs.

I don’t understand why offenses don’t try this more often. Give the ball to the biggest guy on the team and see if anyone can stop him getting one yard.

It would, but this article’s explanation of the rule is wrong. The pylon is considered part of the endzone, not out of bounds.

Why the heck does that Switch trailer have an Australian voiceover?

Stick deodorant is wrong no matter which way you hold it. While living in the States for 5 years, what I missed most from home was real liquid roll-on deodorant. How the hell is this not available worldwide? It feels like nothing at all while a stick leaves a slimy mess under there all day. Americans don’t even…

I love AFL as much as anyone but the league has no idea when it comes to stuff like this. It took them 140 years to realize what the US leagues realized on day one: Maybe teams should have different uniforms for home and road games. Maybe it’s a bad idea to have two teams with identical black uniforms except for the…

Garrett doesn’t call the plays but yeah, it was a terrible decision. It was 2nd and 1 so they had 3 chances to run that 1 yard, pick up the 1st down and take a lot more time off before throwing for the endzone.

“this is the greatest country in the world”

Short Circuit never said that

“I’m constantly hitting the SHIFT key instead of the A by accident”

Yeah, Twista and Kanye use Chi-Town all the time.

I always picture this guy. They have the same voice!

I have no idea what Marchman looks like but based on his voice, I always picture him as the dad from The Goldbergs