Hell, for that matter, “great offense, not much defense” describes Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

“Totally.”

But Steven, there will come a day where your daughters (almost 6 and almost 3 for me) want to watch you do you Skyward Sword re-playthrough. They will ask when you will find Zelda. They will run out of the room when you have to fight the Imprisoned. You will read them all the text, even though it slows you down. They…

Now is the chance to trade him and get Harden back imo

Yeah. I feel like they just took a long hard look at open world games and tweaked tiny details that are common annoyances. Some are really hard to put your finger on, but it “feels” much better than any open world game I’ve played before it.

Man, what can’t Gary Shandling do?

“These people have awful names.”

Honestly who the fuck cares what opinion writers think? You’re lumping a bunch of calcified hacks in with actual reporters, who are doing incredible and vital work. The NYT has flaws, obviously, but slandering their reporters with the work of their opinion journalists isn’t fair to the people doing actual work.

This kid needs to be tied down and have his limbs gnawed by a rat, or he should just go to coach’s office.

Sorry man, but that makes no sense. Two years is a long time. A long time that crap will happen. Were not suppose to judge the release for two years? Like when has any tech got that long of a grace period. Why should Nintendo not be held accountable for things like this? Every other piece of tech is. Microsoft…

Luci-ohs

At least the N64 had an easy fix. You just press L + R + Start and it would recalibrate the joystick. I would do this to display consoles at the local Blockbuster back in the day and amaze other kids with my N64 repair skills.

TV has cords! Geeez, were you even reading? /s

I also found that if I call my friends on my cell phone I can speak to them during multiplayer gameplay.

Did you not buy the official marble display plinth? Rookie move!

Today in Literary Digest, we analyze the lost Faulkner short story “A Rose for Derrick,” in which a professional basketball player keeps alive the memory of a once promising career by sleeping next to a decaying piece of knee cartilage for 3 years.

George W Bush spends his days painting the faces of the soldiers he sent to their deaths.
While I disagreed with 90% of his policies, I have to respect his taking responsibility for their deaths. He’s acknowledging the role he played. Because, as the president, the buck stops with him.

The fact that picking cotton saved his life BLEW. MY. MIND.

The top comment on the reddit discussion thread for the movie noted that Chris escaped the basement by literally picking cotton. If that’s intentional, and I’m inclined to believe it is...brilliant.