Frank Drebin stole the real envelope because it was wired to explode.

I do have an answer. The year before Hinkie was brought in they finished 9th in the East. Hinkie and his acolytes call it the “purgatory” where you aren’t good enough to really compete for titles, but not bad enough to get a franchise altering player. He thought the best way to move forward was to tank over a period…

I’m not saying they’ll be terrible, but I think the Timberwolves and Bucks are pretty good comps. Granted, Giannis was more of a project as a rookie than Simmons will likely be and both teams have suffered major injuries this year, but even with Giannis playing at an all-star level and Towns the reigning MVP both…

One wackadoo agent in a market != market value.

Vivek: “Vlade, we have to let you go. We’ve got an offer on the table that is, as you know can happen, not as good as the one we had a couple days ago.”

Acting like being #2 in your conference with chances to make moves is the same as historically the worst with no light at the end of the tunnel. But yeah they need to cash it in.

“Freddy. . . . Where’s Frederick Douglass? You gotta get up here, Freddy.”

Hey Kirk! Animator here, although I’m by no means an expert and I’m not involved with Horizon in any way so I have no concrete insight into the development of this animation flourish.

Now, tell me again—was it this man with an 8-figure net worth who hit you, or his broke-on-paper friend?

Great move. Southerners love Cousins!

You could at least have linked to the un-photoshopped picture.

My guess is that Tommy Wisseau wrote his answers and fed him information. That entire press conference felt like a scene out of The Room

Unless you are Cedric Ceballos.

“I’m interested in a powerful position in government and I’m willing to bribe you with a baseball team.”

Anyone that lives in a decent size city and orders Papa John’s, Domino’s, etc. over independent joints deserve what they get. Most cities have a decent pizza place, no one should ever have to subject themselves to this shit...

This is the worst misuse of money i have ever seen. You lost money on this transaction, just eat breakfast at home and save yourself the money.

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.