Wow Beth... I guess I’m a moron.

Well generally, you return the shopping cart because you’re not a piece of shit. Getting your quarter back is just a nice incentive

“Thankfully, you have the option to disable the most annoying features, if you truly hate them.”

It kind of seems like you’re interested

The myth isn’t that they don’t exist, the myth is that they are harmful to you.

Maybe that has something to with the brand? I've never actually used the Oral B ones the OP linked to, but I've found that the Reach ones (same idea, different implementation) have no problem getting where they're supposed to go.

I miss you Continental ... with your friendly staff and excellent customer service ...

Seriously, unless it's an overnight flight, if you lean it back you're a grade A jerk.

Not mentioned, you can yell at your clothes. Scream at them.. "Fuck you, you fucking wrinkles". It works about as good as spraying them with water and letting them hang dry or hanging them in the shower with you.

I feel as though the investment in a good steamer cannot be overlooked. I hate ironing and I suck at it, but I actually enjoy steaming my clothes. If you get a high-quality one it will work for dress shirts and pants as well as lighter fabrics.