nicktaxidermy
NickTaxidermy
nicktaxidermy

Why would they give it lips??

“Not just blimps, Morty... blimps on a cob!

it’s hilarious how they “blame” millennials.

“I am G......oing to be in the next Avengers film, yes.”

  • Seamstress, 30-45 years old. “This character is charismatic, self-assured, and prone to occasional seizures. No nudity is required for the role, but the actress must be comfortable working with feral wombats and have strong bayonet-fighting skills. Must be at least six feet tall, with sallow skin and a pronounced

Oh man, if they had actually gotten drunk on that wine and drowned in the bathtub this would be the wierdest obituary I’d have seen in a long time.

Personally I think we are in a golden age of cartoons. Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Over the Garden Wall, We Bear Bears, TMNT, Star Wars the list goes on.

Oh, ok. That’s fine. I thought there was like, nudity or something...

Well that’s just awful! Why would they allow that filth on TV, where my child could see it?!?! The problem is that he really likes that show. If I tell him to stop watching it, he’s going to throw one of his tantrums again, and I just can’t handle another one of those things. I’d tell his mother to do something about

At least Too bad you don’t get Teen Titans Go! every single hour.

No, I won’t let you get me down. This movie will be AWESOMESAUCE.

-Is this what you really, really want?

“Rated PG-13 for kaleidoscopic galactic intensity and other-dimensional psychotropic violence.”

According to boogiesaiyan and illuminatedbeefstake over on various comic book forums, you’re just a Marvel plant that doesn’t understand numbers, and Civil War and Guardians of the Galaxy flopped just as badly. Oh, and Suicide Squad isn’t really a flop and is secretly awesome, and people were paid by Marvel to not see

Good analogy.

A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend: