I actually edited my comment from that to “many episodes.” That one is fairly unwatchable though. So many tired comedy episodes that season. X-Cops was clever for its time though.

In my day, all our consoles had woodgrain and we loved it! [Shakes cane angrily]

You monster.

Don’t get me wrong, I completely understand this line of thinking, but I tried to stop myself looking at things this way once I realized that these obnoxious fanbases are usually made up of enthusiastic people who are seeing identities and ideals they identify with explored for the first time in mediums that they love…

It’s GameFAQs so Sephiroth will still win somehow. Not FF7, but Sephiroth.

Just shrill red puppets.

How ya like that sand there, buddy?

Those hips don’t lie... they kill.

Johan enjoys Muscle Milk and spending the afternoon at the gym. Sometimes, people ask Johan if he carries his spear to compensate for something. Johan doesn’t mind them. He simply hops into his lifted truck and drives away, listening to his favorite band, Florida-Georgia Line.

Hey Tifa, how you doin?

I hear you calling, Mariaaaaaaaaaan

What would a video game movie trailer be without some dismissive, hipster asshole mentioning “I’m already not interested” in the first ten seconds, as if he was forcibly conscripted to watch the trailer.

That guy, and I hope he is reading this...can eat my nuts.

The title “Leather Man” would have raised to many eyebrows, eh?

This Lisa? (Wrong franchize but I’d totally settle for this)

Unless SPOILER BITS wasn’t really restricted to the last act, the protagonist just wasn’t aware of it until then.

I have to disagree. The Alien appearing behind me made a lot of sense.

Finally, this is a bit of a gripe, but I don’t think everything needs to have an anime adaptation.” [Female, 20’s, cell artist]

of course, there’s the option of lowering the publishers/managements pay so the artists can actually get more, and that wouldn’t raise production costs, but people are greedy as shit, so it ain’t gunna happen.

In 2010, I had the distinct pleasure of heading to a conference for work in Baltimore with colleagues I couldn't stand. (And blessedly, I no longer work there). My boss made it a point to stress repeatedly that we should find the cheapest hotel rooms possible, so I got my own room at a hotel separate from theirs.

This happened in my junior year of high school.