please don’t say that about Doors Of Stone. I dunno if I could cope.

yeah, Joel was a very lazy actor, and it really worked for him, but he was definitely not as good in the sketches as Mike.

Joel is nicer but Mike is funnier. and Jonah is...well, it’s kind of like watching myself front the band, because he’s my age and watched the show as a kid.

liking bad power metal gives you credibility.

Evangelion is my favourite thing ever, but...dat ostrich doe....

No you're right. I was furious. It all felt very real, watching the governing body just murder people for convenience. Horrible and bracing and real.

yeah I had one of my friends who was successful send me the zips on google drives, since it refused to begin download.

Shouldn't that stop you from playing Starcraft?

Yawwwn, here we go again

I don’t think inexperienced people should be president. You don’t start from the top. Yang is cool, he should run for mayor or House of Representatives or something.

yeah how about we skip the spacesuit.

we don’t wanna watch it, we just wanna know, man.

lots of people have that kind of sex, bro! I’m demisexual and I’ve had that kind of sex.

She’ll always be Aeris to me.

Scarlett can use me as an Ottoman any time she wants.

i know this is kind of contrary to what you’re saying, but I think a star wars survival horror game where a normal character is pursued by a sith lord would be so damned sick.

just as a heads up, Devil Master are like, part punk, part goth, and part black metal. they’re a tough listen, but you won’t hear much that’s more in the Loud Fast Rules column of punk than them.

Math rock has been a thing for almost 30 years

Idles, Devil Master, Amyl and the Sniffers. There's some new punk for you. Go get started

everyone had that friend. it’s so weird, it was a universal experience in the 80s and 90s I think.