I like when his flunkie goes “oui, batroc!” that always makes me chuckle.

yeah, the version they’re asking for here is silly as hell in a live action setting.

because it’s not my job to fix assholes i don’t know. byeeeee.

growing into someone who can handle and enjoy horror films has been one of my finest achievements in life. don’t judge me.

as a fan of the series, i disagree, it’s just recycled moments from two games. I don’t hate it, but it’s a failure.

Wes Chatham is a goddamn treasure and I’m so glad to see him expanding as a person.

the books offer some insight into Amos’ past. it ain’t pretty.

now we’re just splitting hairs. tabasco is fundamentally different from most hot sauces as well.

you guys are all crazy. Sriracha.

why would i want to help you? you’re some chucklehead on the internet that thinks he’s cool. I’m also a chucklehead on the internet, but at least I don’t think I’m the guy with all the answers.

without spoiling too much, my favourite pairing is Rocket and Thor. that’s a REAL weird one.

having seen it, no.

ummm...yeah? like...you just watch the movies and then you’ve seen them.

Mad Max used a ton of CG. it just used it effectively.

I hate golf, but I used to drive the snack cart at a local private club. the whole POINT is that it’s slow, I thought.

is that Boyinaband?

it’s so funny how all the things you’re saying about other people are clearly so true about you. not my problem though, I wash my hands of the whole thing.

ok, son, here’s the deal. you ever heard the expression “the only common denominator in all your failed relationships is you?” no? the basic idea is that if you’re looking for the problem in your life, maybe stop externalizing it. it’s so easy to say everyone else is a moron, everyone else sucks, everyone else is…

no, all it proves is that you’re an asshole who is utterly convinced that he’s smarter than he is. get over yourself.

to be fair, she seems to have oppositional defiant disorder, so it’s not specifically Dr. Phil.