not according to every dickhead on the internet, it wasn’t. but i loved it.

check out any Puppet Combo game and then tell me this isn’t A E S T H E T I C

it really calls attention to itself.

and plus Journey.

yeah, as a committed TRON fan, I can safely agree: it’s not really a particularly good film, just an interesting looking experiment with some cool lines. “character development?” what? where?

I have three (Leland Palmer, the Wendigo from Hannibal, and Kylo Ren) and I like them. But i dunno if I see myself buying any more.

I didn’t see them tell you how to feel about anything. what I do see is a bunch of people who hate a movie for something all the movies they like are guilty of.

yeah me either. I have a pretty strong sense of what movies will be enjoyable, and this one felt downright putrid when I saw the trailers.

haha, Evan that last paragraph made me fucking queasy. Nicely done.

people often have sex without telling one another they love them. Shocking, I know

all anyone ever did was complain that everyone in star wars was related. But take one step away from that and fans explode. There’s no pleasing you people.

now rathtar paella...THAT’S a taste sensation.

you can’t make a paella with a sapient creature, that’s an abomination!

that first one is a TRULY sick burn

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

yeah, ylou never actually READ most of the EU stuff, did you. or you were twelve when you did.

PULL IT OUTTA THE SKYYYY

The Force Awakens was too much like A New Hope, apparently. but The Last Jedi was, apparently, not enough like The Empire Strikes Back. make up your minds, nerds.

it was great, man. I loved it. I loved what they did with the force.

yeah you’re a really good writer, and this was as much an analysis of Metal Gear as a whole as it was of this game. well done.