Scared the shit out of me when I was a kid...and yeah, it had some silliness, but god, a lot of it was terrifying.

you know, the heavy presence of mannequins (and their importance to Silent Hill) almost makes me wonder if they’re not actually doing just that...

The cuts utterly obliterate his navel, which is where an umbilical cable would connect...

My girlfriend does a lot of pirate reenactment stuff. she knows a couple of these bands.

Can we discuss how they’re treated, can we say “hey, Norway has it right, life sentences are nuts?” yes. but this kid belonged in jail for years, not a little vacay that’s nearly tantamount to time served for raping an unconscious woman? up yours.

I think Planetos is the big joke name for it, yeah.

I was, for over 10 years. They just...stopped at some point.

Her last job didn’t involve rapping either, SHPLADOW!!!

ohhh yes. so was 6.

this was back when PA was funny.

yes, we absolutely can. are you high? rapists and violent offenders belong in jail.

I just realised who you are! hi!

oh boy, did I ever. haha, you remember me? I was probably wearing a LOT of black.

didn’t you see Prince of Persia? there’s a race!

it is my dream to someday ride an ostrich. I am so jealous.

seriously, if you involve the authorities, things might be different.

no, that’s the name of the crime, Terroristic Threat. it’s largely unenforced.

Really? ugh...

I’ve done that at so many funerals.

you absolutely can win: don’t play their game, don’t give them your money.